Sarazanmai "SMS leak" translations

Sarazanmai "SMS leak" translations

by @frozenpandaman

Translations of the weekly "group text screenshots" tweets.

April 16, 2019

[SMS leak!?] PR-devoted Keppi and the 8th grade trio's SMS screenshots have been leaked!? Today's mission from Keppi is "Let's go to Sushizanmai!", ribbit (・∈∋・)☆ #sarazanmai
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Keppi: "Children of man, Sarazanmai is doing a collaboration with Sushizanmai. Please come and smoothly scout it out, ribbit."

Toi: I refuse.
Enta: Kazukii!
Enta: Let's go together after school!
Kazuki: Sorry
Kazuki: I have something important after school
Enta: ( ´ • ? • `)

Enta: [image]
Enta: Here!
Enta: Ah, the placemat is crooked…
[image]
Toi: It's stabbin' time.

Enta: Have: Toi Kuji x3
Want: Kazuki Yasaka x2, Enta Jinnai x1
Hoping to deliver around Asakusa
Enta: [image]
Toi: Hey.
Kazuki: I wanna come next time
Kazuki: If I get an Enta placemat I'll give it to you at school
Enta: Eh…

April 19, 2019

[SMS leak!?] The 8th grade trio's SMS screenshots got leaked again!? Today's mission from Keppi is "Sarazanmai level test," ribbit (・∈∋・)☆ #sarazanmai
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Keppi: "Sarazanmai is to connect both body and mind. How well do you know Kazuki Yasaka, ribbit?"

Toi: Don't know and I'm not interested.
Enta: I know! Kazuki Yasaka, 8th grader, favorite food is kappamaki (cucumber sushi roll)
Enta: Blood type is B. Birthday is April 29… wait, that's soon!
Enta: Kazukiii! On the 29th, let's go to Sushizanmai together, this time for sure! They have kappamaki too!
Kazuki: Sorry, I have something important then

Enta: Oh, okay. By the way, do you remember my birthday?
Enta: o(*° ∀ °*)o
Enta: o(° ∀ °*)o(*° ∀ °)o
Enta: (´ • ? •)?
Toi: …So when is it?
Enta: May 28th!!

April 23, 2019

[SMS leak!?] The 8th grade trio's SMS screenshots got leaked again!? Today's mission from Keppi is "Let's go to the Animate Cafe!", ribbit (・∈∋・)☆ #sarazanmai
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Keppi: "Children of man, please come and enjoy the Animate Cafe, ribbit. Abstention without a clear reason isn't allowed, ribbit."

Kazuki: Well, should we all go together after school?
Enta: Yay!!
Toi: Tch…
Enta: Uh??!
Enta: Ah!!!
Enta: I have a club meeting today!!
Kazuki: Oh, too bad

Kazuki: Kuji, let's meet up at the station
Toi: Got it.
Enta: Really…
Kazuki: It's getting lively here
[image]
Enta: Ooh! Looks exciting!!

Kazuki: Gratte (graphic latte)
[image]
Enta: It's Keppi!!
Kazuki: Kuji
[image]
Enta:  Eh

Enta: A photo of you two… ( ´ • ? • ` )
Toi: Presents.
[image]
Enta: !!!
Enta: Thank you!!!

April 30, 2019

[SMS leak!?] PR-devoted Keppi and the 8th grade trio's SMS screenshots have been leaked!? The current mission is "Sneak into the Kunihiko Ikuhara exhibit," ribbit (・∈∋・)☆ #sarazanmai
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Keppi: "Children of man, it seems as if the Kunihiko Ikuhara exhibit is currently on display, ribbit. Please come, you must burn it into your eyes, ribbit."

Enta: …Who's Kunihiko Ikuhara?
Kazuki: Ah, that's how it is in our world, right
Toi: Hey, cut it out. Don't go any further.
Kazuki: Kunihiko Ikuhara is the director who created us. The director of everything from our setting to our actions, acting as he pleases…
Toi: Hey! It's stabbin' time. We're done here. Afternoon meeting.

Enta: [image]
Enta: First!
Enta: We got drawn here too! Sooo extravagant!
Enta: (((o(*° ▽ °*)o)))
Toi: We got it, just shut up and wait.
[sticker – plate smash*]
Enta: ( ´ ・?・` ) ゞ

*Note: If a kappa's head dish/plate is broken, it will die. Toi is (facetiously) threatening Enta out of frustration.

Kazuki: Today was fun, wasn't it
Enta: It was my first time seeing an animation cel!
Kazuki: A photo from today
Kazuki: Smooth as a dish
Kazuki: [image]
Enta: Seeing Kuji in a good mood is amusing, huh?

Kazuki: He was all nervously like "Can I ride in this rickshaw even if I'm not a kappa?"
Enta: lollll
Toi: [sticker – plate smash]
Kazuki: We even got to see a rare Kuji. Let's all go somewhere again!
Enta: Yeah!!!!!!

May 7, 2019

[SMS leak!?] PR-devoted Keppi and the 8th grade trio's SMS screenshots have been leaked!? The current mission is "Raise the roof at Karaoke no Tetsujin!", ribbit (・∈∋・)☆ #sarazanmai
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Keppi: "Children of man, a collaboration with Karaoke no Tetsujin is in progress, ribbit. Please go and show your youthful boldness, ribbit."

Toi: I caught a cold. Pass.
Enta: OK!
Enta: Kazuki! I guess we'll just have to go by ourselves!
Enta: ヾ(・?・)?
Enta: ヾ(・?・)??
Kazuki: Well, I'm not a very good singer, but… I can go after school today
Enta: Yay! After school it is!!

Enta: We really had a lot of fun today!
Kazuki: Yeah, I wish you could've joined us Kuji
Enta: Kazuki singing Soiya
[image – Kawausoiya ]
Enta: Kazuki singing Kappa
[image – After School Kappa ]

Toi: Looks like you got really into it even though you said you weren't good.
Enta: Today's achievements
[image]
Toi: You guys did Soiya way too much.
Kazuki: 'Cause I have to put on my Sara costume for Kappa
Toi: You don't really have to.

Kazuki: Soiya!
Enta: Soiya!
Kazuki: ヾ(・?・)?
Enta: ヾ(・?・)??
Toi: I'm not saying it.

May 14, 2019

[SMS leak!?] PR-devoted Keppi and the 8th grade trio's SMS screenshots have been leaked again!? This time it's "Investigate the Toei Asakusa Line," ribbit (・∈∋・)☆ #sarazanmai
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Keppi: "Children of man. It seems as if a quiz game is being held on the Asakusa Line, ribbit. Please challenge it at once, ribbit."

Kazuki: A quiz, huh… I wonder if we'll be able to solve it
Enta: We'll be OK if we join forces!
Enta: Leave it to the Golden Combo!
Toi: I saw that before. This, right?
[image]

Kazuki: Besides Asakusa Station, it seems there's also quizzes at Shimbashi, Daimon, and Gotanda Stations, and if you write all the answers on a postcard and send it in, you'll get something
Toi: What's "something"?
Enta: [image – The Ryōunkaku, equipped with Japan's first elevator, is a ⬤⬤-story building. Hint: The ones place digit is a 2. Fill in the ⬤⬤!]
Enta: Uhh…? Umm… (*’ ?’ *)? 634 stories?
Toi: That's a different Tree. And that's 634 meters.

Kazuki: 64 stories?
Toi: At least read the hint.
Kazuki: Ahhh I don't know!
Enta: Kuji, we'll leave it to you!!
Toi: [sticker – plate smash]

May 21, 2019

[SMS leak!?] PR-devoted Keppi and the 8th grade trio's SMS screenshots have been leaked again!? This time it's "Enjoy the Animax Cafe+!", ribbit (・∈∋・)☆ #sarazanmai
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Keppi: "Children of man. Animax Cafe+ is currently doing a collaboration with Sarazanmai, ribbit. Please come see what it's like, ribbit."

Kazuki: They say it's in Harajuku
Enta: Ehh! Such an inner city vibe!!
Kazuki: Well, see you after school
Toi: Roger.
Kazuki: [image]
[image]

Kazuki: I ordered too much…
Toi: It's fine since there's three of us.
Enta: Bon appétit!!!
[image]
Enta: Captured it!!! The dream co-stars
Enta: Kazuki and Kappa Kazuki!!
Enta: In the end, it's Kazuki either way!!!!

Toi: Calm down.
Kazuki: Usually he's not there, but it seems like he happened to come today
Enta: We bought matching Kappazon t-shirts!!
[image]
Enta: A matching look with Kazuki!!
Toi: I bought one too, though.
Enta: ( ´ ☉?☉`) can't hear youuu

Kazuki: Even the music was Sarazanmai… it was really full-on Sarazanmai mode, wasn't it!
Kazuki: Let's all go have fun there again!
Enta: Yeah!!!!
Toi: You guys can go.
Enta: Sooo rebellious
Toi: It's stabbin' time!

May 28, 2019

[SMS leak!?] PR-devoted Keppi and the 8th grade trio's SMS screenshots have been leaked again!? This time it's "Let's go to the noitaminA Shop!", ribbit (・∈∋・)☆ #sarazanmai
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Keppi: "Children of man. A certain event at the noitaminA Shop is underway, ribbit. Please come see what it's like, ribbit."

Enta: The noitaminA Shop – that was where we had Kazuki's birthday party!
Enta: I wonder what this "certain event" is…?
Enta: …speaking of which, what day do you think today is?
o(○ ´ ? ` ○)o
Enta: Hint:
Enta:
 I T ' S
 M Y
Toi: It's your birthday.

Enta: So, let's meet there after school today!
Toi: I didn't say I was coming.
Enta: I'm here! Though Kuji was faster lol
[image]
Enta: Kaazuukii!? Are you here yet?
Kazuki: Sorry! I just realized my phone died
Have fun today, you two!
Enta: ( ´ ・ω・ `) boooring

Toi: Is it OK if I go home?
Toi: Today's Jinnai.
[image]
Enta: Kazuki! I got tons of birthday wishes today!
Kazuki: That's great
Toi: [image]

Toi: Here, for you.
Enta: Hey!! Why didn't you say anything before!!
Enta: Or give them to me before!! I'm already home now!!
Toi: We can go again and use them next time.
Kazuki: I have to think of a present too. Enta, happy birthday
Enta: K-Kazukiiii!!
[sticker – thanks]

June 4, 2019

[SMS leak!?] PR-devoted Keppi and the 8th grade trio's SMS screenshots have been leaked again!? This time it's "Check out the SuperGroupies aniware Sarazanmai collaboration!", ribbit (・∈∋・)☆ #sarazanmai
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Keppi: "Children of man. Please come and refine your fashion sense at SuperGroupies, ribbit."

Kazuki: Fashion sense
Enta: I'm pretty confident about mine!
Toi: I'm not interested in that one iota.
Enta: Ah! This t-shirt! It looks like the one Kazuki has!
[image]
Kazuki: Yeah, that frog has been my favorite recently
Toi: Don't know about wearing it front of Keppi.

Kazuki: This backpack, it's the same pattern as on Toi's shell
[image]
Toi: There's a nice spot to put a ruler into, too.
Enta: That's your criteria!?
Enta: Kazukiii! What about meee?? What do you think's good for me???
Kazuki: What about this? It's yellow

Kazuki: [image]
Enta: Ohh! That's nice!! Especially that Golden Combo mark!!!
Toi: They also had these
[image]
Enta: Our favorite colors, and they form a gradient!!

Enta: We can match! Me and Kazuki!
[sticker – thanks]
Kazuki: I can tell that those are pretty fashionable
Enta: Right!! Over summer break, let's wear these and go out and play!
Toi: We have final exams before that, you know.
Enta: Don't remind me of nasty stuff!

June 11, 2019

[SMS leak!?] PR-devoted Keppi and the 8th grade trio's SMS screenshots have been leaked again!? This time it's "Investigate the TSUTAYA Asakusa ROX store's 'official special shop'!", ribbit (・∈∋・)☆ #sarazanmai
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Keppi: "Children of man. Please go scout out the TSUTAYA Asakusa ROX store, ribbit.

Enta: We got to the TSUTAYA Asakusa ROX store!!
[image]
Kazuki: I'm a little embarrassed seeing that big illustration of us
Enta: It looks like they have all sorts of goods, too! Maybe I'll get some of Kazuki's~!
Toi: The back side has our kappa forms.
Enta: Kappa Toi's eyes look so mean!
Ah, that's always!

Enta: [image]
Toi: You always say too much.
Enta: Huh? Hey, what are you eating?
Toi: Ningyo-yaki. Bought some before I got here.
Enta: Not fair! Invite me!
Kazuki: Maybe we should get some on the way home from the shrine shops
Enta: Agreed!!

Enta: Truly, when you go to Asakusa, you need to get ningyo-yaki!
Kazuki: They're so delicious when freshly-baked
Toi: You guys are still eating too much. You'll be too full for dinner.
[image]
Enta: Ahh! Sis will get mad at me…!
Kazuki: Well then, want to race to the kappa place to empty our stomachs?

Toi: Huh?
Kazuki: Alright… start!
Enta: Wait~! Kazukii~!
Toi: Give me a break…

June 18, 2019

whoops i never did this one sorry


㋐  See also: Wordplay in Sarazanmai  ㋐